Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Application

Good luck, boys.

Full name (so I can Facebook-stalk you):


Age:


Email address:


Occupation:


'Hood in Portland:


Favorite color (it matters):


Top three bands:


Manliest hobby:


Girliest hobby:


Skill level in Guitar Hero:


Favorite park in Portland:


A joke, any joke:


Questions involving a "desert island": useful or stupid?


Last book read:


Song stuck in your head:


Never have you ever...


Current ringtone:


Smoker?


Beer, wine or liquor?


Allergies:


Actor who'd play you in the Movie Of Your Life:


You're on a desert island: unlimited food or unlimited porn?


Um, single?


Attach a current photo here (mandatory, I want cute babies.)





6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Portland is far away.

Anonymous said...

Too bad, because my friend would be perfect.

Matt said...

Hmmm, you can't submit the form because Firefox ID'd this site as a "phishing threat"

Erica said...

is your friend independently wealthy? get your friend on a plane.

Grace said...

You have to let me read the apps.

ernie said...

I'm dependently wealthy (meaning as long as my job keeps paying me, I'll continue to have lots of disposable income). How do we know if it worked?