Hi. I'm Erica. I am single, and I live in Portland, Oregon. I'm looking at my 25th birthday in less than two weeks. I'm planning a birthday dinner, and since I am only inviting close friends, and am relatively new to Portland, the guest list looks like this:
* Current roommate, Kait, and her boyfriend, Cameron
* Former roommate Harlan, and his girlfriend, Amy
I'm going to be the goddamned fifth wheel at my own birthday dinner. So internet, let's solve this problem together.
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Portland is far away.
Too bad, because my friend would be perfect.
Hmmm, you can't submit the form because Firefox ID'd this site as a "phishing threat"
is your friend independently wealthy? get your friend on a plane.
You have to let me read the apps.
I'm dependently wealthy (meaning as long as my job keeps paying me, I'll continue to have lots of disposable income). How do we know if it worked?
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